textpostsandcats:

being a pizza delivery driver is great because literally no one is disappointed to see you


bloggingfrominsidethetardis:

modern Hogwarts headcanon

muggleborn sixth years jumping from moving staircase to moving staircase shouting “PARKOUR”


lennonlively:

i told this girl she smelled nice today and she’s like

“sorry i’m not gay”

bitch i said you smelled nice not i want to lick your pussy


highenergyjewtrino:

poryqon:

when you are doing a group activity in class and your teacher puts the smart kid in your group

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When you are doing a group activity in class and you’re the smart kid.

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samchekov:

heyfunniest:

WOW

If you ever feel bad about running a 16 minute mile

"I think I’d most like to spend a day with Harry. I’d take him out for a meal and apologize for everything I’ve put him through." J.K Rowling. 
Happy Birthday, Jo! Thank you for existing and creating the amazing world all of us love and will cherish forever! (July 31st, 1965)

ladymarvels:

Technically Thor wasn’t even part of the avengers initiative. He just showed up to the party.

(Source: ulltron)


wintersoldier-iscoming:

when someone mentions marvel

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