people say ‘I love you’ in a lot of different ways
'get some sleep'
'here have my fries'
'Im gonna draw you something'
'yeah i'll buy it for you'
tumblr during autumn, more like
the members of an orchestra
- violins I:we're the superstars fuck everyone else its all about us
- violins II:why do we always get the boring parts
- flutes:we're so lonely
- piccolo:lol fk your ears
- french horns:and im not even french hONHONHON BAGUETTE
- oboes:IM SORRY I TUNED BEFORE I SWEar
- violas:evERYONE ALWAYS FKUCING FRORGETS ABOUT US
- trumpets:wats 'p'
- trombones:wats quiet
- cellos:im either boring af or exciting af and there is no in between
- bassoons:im so posh but i really just honk like a truck
- timpani:EVERYONE LOVES ME BOM BOM BOM BOM BOM BOM BOM
- bass clarinet:lol where am i
- tuba:*waits for a wagner piece to do something exciting*
- harp:im just a more sophisticated piano
- piano:FUCK YOU HARP I GET CONCERTOS WRITTEN FOR ME SCREW EVERYTHING WHO NEEDS AN ORCHESTRA WHEN YOU CAN PLAY EVERYTHING ON ME IM THE STAR OF EVERYTIHNG
- english horn:im literally only useful for dvorak's 9th like what am even i doing here
- basses:semibreves, tied to a semibreve, tied to a minim, tied to a crotchet, oh wait a quaver wow exciting ok back to semibreves
- cornets:trumpet wannabe
- cymbals:BOOM CRASH CRASH CRASH CRASH IM SRO HAPYP CRASH CRAHS
- xylophones:am i meant to be here?
- bass drum:MY TIME TO SHINE FUCK YOU ALL
Real Talk: I need to get laid.
Update: I got laid.
I wish I had this much determination
*applies to a photography school*
here’s my portfolio
- me:i fucking hate you i just wanna slam dunk you into the garbage can you belong in
- my friend:wow i didnt know you hated that character so much
- me:oh no hes my favorite
when boys have sleepovers do they sleep in the same bed like girls do or do the rules of no homo include sharing beds
#girls share beds?
girls always share beds. and covers and clothes and food and personal space. sometimes even bathrooms
Girls share everything.
#girls dont believe in no homo #all da homo #dont give a fuck.